Joke Time

Joke+Time

Chloe B., Writer

Jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
  2. Why did the baby strawberry start crying?
  3. How do we know the ocean is friendly?
  4. What building in NYC has the most stories?
  5. Whats a computers favorite snack?
  6. What did the banana say to the dog?
  7. What did the nose say to the finger?
  8. What do elves learn in school?
  9. What gets wetter the more it dries?
  10. What do you call a fake noodle?

Answers

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  1. Because he was stuffed!
  2. Because his parents were in a jam!
  3. Because it waves!
  4. A library!
  5. Computer chips!
  6. Nothing, It cant talk!
  7. Quit picking on me!
  8. The elf-abate!
  9. A towel!
  10. An im-pasta!